Hall of Famer #2

Today's hall of famer needs no introduction, but hell, it'd be a crime not to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yieAXxohk3o&feature=related

I feel confident in saying that, short of Jesus, Bill Goldberg is the most ass-kicking Jew who ever lived. Reared in the household of a classical violinist and a Harvard grad, this cagey veteran began practicing his patented Spear on California redwoods in his late grade-school years. While honing his wrestling craft, he spent his free time building an immunity to herpes and stamping out any traces of post-pubescent synogogical anal virginity. A true sporting man, Goldberg once bet the lives of a small Vietnamese fishing village on his first wrestling match. Just to drive the point home, he went on to win his next 172 bouts.

After conquering the wrestling world, Goldberg set his sights on Hollywood. After deciding that there were too many "pussified Christmas movies", The Man starred in this classic gem:





Currently, Goldberg can be found addressing the United States Congress on issues of manliness, or cultivating record-holding, award-winning avocados from his South American ranch he named "Venezuela".


Truly a man amongst men, and a wrestler amongst wrestlers, we Seasoned Veterans salute this grizzled old hand for all the wonderful gifts he has brought to the world. Through the ebb and flow of life, the doldrums of day-to-day living are taken for granted, but We know that the end may be no more than one Jackhammer away...

Say it with me:

GOLD-BERG...GOLD-BERG...GOLD-BERG...