Greg "Brass Wrecking Balls" Lenoir
Never heard of him? Neither had we until yesterday when Fox News ran this article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,430441,00.html
Apparently, Greg was hanging out on the beach - chasing ass, drinking whiskey, doing what us wily veterans do - when his 14 pound comrade in arms, Jake, decided to go trolling for sea life. The happy pup had just started to doggy-paddle.
That was about the time Jake ran into the shark.
Upon seeing his pussy-bait in trouble, Greg ripped off his shirt, took a long swig of pure grain alcohol, titty-fucked a local Florida Keys exotic dancer, then proceed to dive directly into the water, fists extended battering ram-style, and punched the living shit out of an (estimated) 1500 pound Bull Shark in time to save the Vet's best friend.
Says Lenoir: "I hit the back of the shark's neck. It was like hitting concrete."
Luckily for Jake, hitting concrete just happened to be one of Greg's favorite pastimes. Other hobbies include Russian Roulette, head-butting J. G. Wentworth, alligator wrestling, and titty-fucking local Florida Keys exotic dancers.
Apparently, Greg was hanging out on the beach - chasing ass, drinking whiskey, doing what us wily veterans do - when his 14 pound comrade in arms, Jake, decided to go trolling for sea life. The happy pup had just started to doggy-paddle.
That was about the time Jake ran into the shark.
Upon seeing his pussy-bait in trouble, Greg ripped off his shirt, took a long swig of pure grain alcohol, titty-fucked a local Florida Keys exotic dancer, then proceed to dive directly into the water, fists extended battering ram-style, and punched the living shit out of an (estimated) 1500 pound Bull Shark in time to save the Vet's best friend.
Says Lenoir: "I hit the back of the shark's neck. It was like hitting concrete."
Luckily for Jake, hitting concrete just happened to be one of Greg's favorite pastimes. Other hobbies include Russian Roulette, head-butting J. G. Wentworth, alligator wrestling, and titty-fucking local Florida Keys exotic dancers.
(Some of Lenoir's pre-sharkbout handiwork)
This kind of seasoned heroism deserves recognition. Therefore, we crafty veterans take our hats off to you Greg Lenoir. May all lesser men strive to follow your example, and may all sharks take note: Seasoned Vets do not put up with nut-less aquatic life fucking with our pets.
And to Greg:
Happy titty-fucking.
This kind of seasoned heroism deserves recognition. Therefore, we crafty veterans take our hats off to you Greg Lenoir. May all lesser men strive to follow your example, and may all sharks take note: Seasoned Vets do not put up with nut-less aquatic life fucking with our pets.
And to Greg:
Happy titty-fucking.
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